I ordered the “ugly tub” expecting Igor warped in plastic, maybe even a little customer service drama if I was lucky. But unfortunately, mine arrived perfectly normal-looking. Devastating, truly.
Such a shame, because it's literal electrolyte sorcery, but way more convenient for my Type A a** (and less wasteful). One scoop and I'm essentially a sentient water balloon of vitality. Tummy has never felt better because it turns out I was one dehydrated bi**h.
So yeah, my tub is tragically not ugly, but I guess I have to give it five stars (and buy at least 80 more) for taste, function, and radical self-awareness. Long live this “secret” disappointingly beautiful tub of pure mineral gold.